Coloured Lifesavers
THE TEACHER GAVE THE CHILDREN DIFFERENT COLOURED LIFESAVERS
and asked could they identify the taste.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red.......................Raspberry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange .................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY LIFESAVERS.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're arse holes!'
and asked could they identify the taste.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red.......................Raspberry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange .................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY LIFESAVERS.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're arse holes!'