I Love Jokes And Riddles
Two hunters are walking through the woods when they stumble upon a large hole in the ground.
The first hunter says to the other, "That looks really deep. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how far it goes."
To find out how deep it really is, the hunters toss some nearby pebbles into the hole and try to listen for when the pebbles hit the bottom. None of the pebbles make a sound so the second hunter suggests that they try dropping something heavier into the hole.
The hunters find an old, rusty anvil, carry it over, and drop it into the hole. There's still no sound.
Suddenly a goat comes running through the woods toward the hunters at an incredible speed. Terrified and amazed, the hunters run away and seek safety. They come across a farm where they're approached by a farmer who asks, "Say there, you guys didn't happen to see my goat around here, did you?"
"It's funny that you should ask about a goat," replies the first hunter. "We saw one charging at us a few minutes ago in the woods. It was going really fast. Could it have been yours?"
"Impossible," says the farmer. "I chained my goat to an anvil."
The first hunter says to the other, "That looks really deep. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how far it goes."
To find out how deep it really is, the hunters toss some nearby pebbles into the hole and try to listen for when the pebbles hit the bottom. None of the pebbles make a sound so the second hunter suggests that they try dropping something heavier into the hole.
The hunters find an old, rusty anvil, carry it over, and drop it into the hole. There's still no sound.
Suddenly a goat comes running through the woods toward the hunters at an incredible speed. Terrified and amazed, the hunters run away and seek safety. They come across a farm where they're approached by a farmer who asks, "Say there, you guys didn't happen to see my goat around here, did you?"
"It's funny that you should ask about a goat," replies the first hunter. "We saw one charging at us a few minutes ago in the woods. It was going really fast. Could it have been yours?"
"Impossible," says the farmer. "I chained my goat to an anvil."
