I Love Jokes And Riddles
This guy walks into this bar...he orders a drink and slams it down...he orders another drink and slams it down...he then tells the bartender to make the next drink a double.
He slams that one down and starts crying his eyes out.
The bartender asks the guy why is he crying.
The guy tells the bartender, ”You would be crying if you had what I had.”
The bartender asks, ”And What
Is that?”
The guy says, “Fifty Cents!”
He slams that one down and starts crying his eyes out.
The bartender asks the guy why is he crying.
The guy tells the bartender, ”You would be crying if you had what I had.”
The bartender asks, ”And What
Is that?”
The guy says, “Fifty Cents!”