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I Love Jokes And Riddles

I am hard when you put me in your mouth and soft and wet when you take me out of your mouth.

What am I?
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
Bubblegum/Chewing gum.Easy question for me I'm a prolific gum chewer.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
@Harriet03 Of course you were.Was it a mutual friend or is my skillset well known?
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
@Harriet03 A little late for that don't you think?
Salix75 · 46-50, F
@Salix75 did you google it? 🤔
Salix75 · 46-50, F
@RemovedUsername342541 no, probably just heard it before sometime :)
@Salix75 👏👏👏 😁
SW-User
@SW-User sorry but no
Whyme · 46-50, M
A paper straw ? Well the obvious one?
@Whyme nope. And nope
Whyme · 46-50, M
@RemovedUsername342541 lol nipples its gotta be nipples lol
@Whyme youd think huh but its shockingly no 🤪
chloec · 26-30, F
Just gonna say it, PENIS
chloec · 26-30, F
@chloec because the answer is NOT a penis that is how.
CrimsonDemon · 36-40, M
M&M's candy
CrimsonDemon · 36-40, M
@RemovedUsername342541 dangit!! 😡
@InOtterWords good one but no

 
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