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CHURCH SERVICES of THE FUTURE
PASTOR:
"Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION:
"Hallelujah!"
PASTOR:
"Will everyone please turn on their
Tablet,
PC,
IPad,
Smart phone,
And
Kindle Bibles
To
1 Cor 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth
To download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now,
Let us pray
Committing this week
Into God's hands.
Open your
Apps,
BBM,
Twitter and Facebook,
And
Chat with God"
S-I-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings,
Please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church WI-if
Using the password 'Lord909887. ' "
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines
Among the worshipers:
Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers
Are directed to computers and laptops
At the rear of the church.
Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
Those who prefer telephone banking,
Take out your cellphones
To transfer your contributions
To the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church
Becomes truly electrified
As ALL the smart phones,
IPads,
PCs
And
Laptops
Beep and flicker!
Final Blessing
And
Closing Announcements...
This week's ministry cell meetings
Will be held on the various Facebook group pages
Where the usual group chatting takes place.
Please log in and don't miss out.
Thursday's Bible study will be held live
On Skype
At 1900hrs GMT.
Please don't miss out.
You can follow your Pastor
On Twitter this weekend
For counseling and prayers.
God bless you
And
Have nice day!
PASTOR:
"Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION:
"Hallelujah!"
PASTOR:
"Will everyone please turn on their
Tablet,
PC,
IPad,
Smart phone,
And
Kindle Bibles
To
1 Cor 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth
To download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......
"Now,
Let us pray
Committing this week
Into God's hands.
Open your
Apps,
BBM,
Twitter and Facebook,
And
Chat with God"
S-I-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings,
Please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church WI-if
Using the password 'Lord909887. ' "
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines
Among the worshipers:
Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers
Are directed to computers and laptops
At the rear of the church.
Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
Those who prefer telephone banking,
Take out your cellphones
To transfer your contributions
To the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church
Becomes truly electrified
As ALL the smart phones,
IPads,
PCs
And
Laptops
Beep and flicker!
Final Blessing
And
Closing Announcements...
This week's ministry cell meetings
Will be held on the various Facebook group pages
Where the usual group chatting takes place.
Please log in and don't miss out.
Thursday's Bible study will be held live
On Skype
At 1900hrs GMT.
Please don't miss out.
You can follow your Pastor
On Twitter this weekend
For counseling and prayers.
God bless you
And
Have nice day!
