I Love Jokes And Riddles
Electricity Jokes... What do you call a very bad component?
A crapacitor.
Where do you get working components?
From a capacitree.
Why did the capacitor date the resistor?
He wanted a time-constant relationship.
What did the inductor say when he got the other inductor's number?
I'll coil you later.
Have you ever thought of the shared electron in an ionic bond as a person trying to sleep with two other people?
What do you call an integrated circuit that has caught on fire?
A 666 timer.
Breadboards are like sl*ts. Their purpose is for them to have stuff stuck up their holes.
When in doubt, add a Tesla Coil and see what happens. More interesting than picking C all the time.
What is the capacitance of the storage pouches of electricity in electric-type Pokémon measured in?
Pika-farads.
A mom has a daughter that is into electrical engineering. One day, the daughter made the mom mad. The mom yelled "You're grounded!" So the daughter took a wire and held on one end with the other stuck in the earth.
Don't have Van de Graaf generator? Acquire cat and acquire synthetic material.
Tell people you own a Tesla Coil. If they don't know what it is, tell them. They will forever respect you out of fear that you'll send a million volts through them at any time. This works better if you actually do have some high voltage apparatus.
Curl your hand up as if you're holding on to a tube. This will represent a solenoid. Stick your index finger out. This will represent a magnet. By moving the solenoid up and down really fast with the magnet in the center of the solenoid, you can induce a current. Do this with your hands to have an unforgettable way to remember this.
I'll post more some other time.
A crapacitor.
Where do you get working components?
From a capacitree.
Why did the capacitor date the resistor?
He wanted a time-constant relationship.
What did the inductor say when he got the other inductor's number?
I'll coil you later.
Have you ever thought of the shared electron in an ionic bond as a person trying to sleep with two other people?
What do you call an integrated circuit that has caught on fire?
A 666 timer.
Breadboards are like sl*ts. Their purpose is for them to have stuff stuck up their holes.
When in doubt, add a Tesla Coil and see what happens. More interesting than picking C all the time.
What is the capacitance of the storage pouches of electricity in electric-type Pokémon measured in?
Pika-farads.
A mom has a daughter that is into electrical engineering. One day, the daughter made the mom mad. The mom yelled "You're grounded!" So the daughter took a wire and held on one end with the other stuck in the earth.
Don't have Van de Graaf generator? Acquire cat and acquire synthetic material.
Tell people you own a Tesla Coil. If they don't know what it is, tell them. They will forever respect you out of fear that you'll send a million volts through them at any time. This works better if you actually do have some high voltage apparatus.
Curl your hand up as if you're holding on to a tube. This will represent a solenoid. Stick your index finger out. This will represent a magnet. By moving the solenoid up and down really fast with the magnet in the center of the solenoid, you can induce a current. Do this with your hands to have an unforgettable way to remember this.
I'll post more some other time.
