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I Love Jokes And Riddles

PunDay

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu

An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.

Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.

I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.


I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight

My dream is to open a photo processing store in a developing country


A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty… but he had a great fall

If we get rid of all the margarine the world, will it be a butter place?


I've just won a trip into outer space.
I'm over the moon!

 
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