I Love Jokes And Riddles
PunDay
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.
Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.
I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight
My dream is to open a photo processing store in a developing country
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty… but he had a great fall
If we get rid of all the margarine the world, will it be a butter place?
I've just won a trip into outer space.
I'm over the moon!
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
An optometrist is running for mayor. He has a clear vision for the city.
Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.
I lost the worm from my hook, but continued to fish unabaited.
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight
My dream is to open a photo processing store in a developing country
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty… but he had a great fall
If we get rid of all the margarine the world, will it be a butter place?
I've just won a trip into outer space.
I'm over the moon!