I Love Jokes And Riddles
Irish Road Accident
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate has been hit by a car.
Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence .... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until ....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat ... I couldn’t spell “eucalyptus," so I just dragged him round the corner to number 3 Oak Street.”
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate has been hit by a car.
Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence .... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until ....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat ... I couldn’t spell “eucalyptus," so I just dragged him round the corner to number 3 Oak Street.”
