I Love Jokes And Riddles
A jockey is riding the favourite in a big horse race just before Christmas and suddenly he's hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.
He somehow manages to keep control of his horse and pulls back into the lead once more, only to then be hit by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies.
Using all his ability, he manages to steer his horse back into the lead as he goes over the last fence and into the run-in.
But then he's struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding.
This time, despite all his best efforts, he can't regain the lead and only manages to finish second.
He immediately goes to the stewards and complains that he has been seriously hampered.
He somehow manages to keep control of his horse and pulls back into the lead once more, only to then be hit by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies.
Using all his ability, he manages to steer his horse back into the lead as he goes over the last fence and into the run-in.
But then he's struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding.
This time, despite all his best efforts, he can't regain the lead and only manages to finish second.
He immediately goes to the stewards and complains that he has been seriously hampered.
