I Love Jokes And Riddles
SICK - CHRISTMAS IS COMING.
With Christmas fast approaching I asked my mother what she wanted.
She said. "All I want is a bit of caring and looking after."
So I've put her in a nursing home.
馃巺
Christmas is around d corner and girls would be like
Girl : Hi boo
Guy : Hlo Baby
Girl : what would u give me for Christmas?
Guy: what do u want me to get for you?
Girl: IPHONE 8, GUCCI BAG AND BENZ
Guy: I've warned you severally not to type in bold and capital letters again.. It's over between us.
馃巺
With Christmas fast approaching, I remember the time I crept downstairs on Christmas Eve and caught mummy kissing Santa Claus !!
I was also very surprised to find out that Santa is black !
With Christmas fast approaching I asked my mother what she wanted.
She said. "All I want is a bit of caring and looking after."
So I've put her in a nursing home.
馃巺
Christmas is around d corner and girls would be like
Girl : Hi boo
Guy : Hlo Baby
Girl : what would u give me for Christmas?
Guy: what do u want me to get for you?
Girl: IPHONE 8, GUCCI BAG AND BENZ
Guy: I've warned you severally not to type in bold and capital letters again.. It's over between us.
馃巺
With Christmas fast approaching, I remember the time I crept downstairs on Christmas Eve and caught mummy kissing Santa Claus !!
I was also very surprised to find out that Santa is black !
