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Cell Phone In a Movie?...
We went to the movie the other night.<br style="display: none" />
I sat in
an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels
a little roomier.<br style="display: none" />


Just as the feature was about to start a blonde
from the center of the row got up and
started working her way out.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;Excuse me, sorry,
oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops,
excuse me.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;

By the time she got to me I was trying to look
around her and I was a little impatient so I
said, &quot;Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?&quot;

&quot;No!!&quot; she said in a loud whisper, &quot;The TURN
OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message
just flashed up on the screen and mine is
out in the car.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;