I Love Jokes And Riddles
Dogs...
Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black
-- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they
struck up a conversation.<br style="display: none" />
The black lab turned to the brown and
said, "So why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser.<br style="display: none" />
I piss on everything -- the
sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids.<br style="display: none" />
But the final straw was last
night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.<br style="display: none" />
"
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab.<br style="display: none" />
"All
the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything.<br style="display: none" />
"
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are
you here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger.<br style="display: none" />
I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.<br style="display: none" />
When I'm
inside, I dig up the carpets.<br style="display: none" />
But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch.<br style="display: none" />
"
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.<br style="display: none" />
"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.<br style="display: none" />
The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are
you at the vet's office?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything.<br style="display: none" />
I'll
hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.<br style="display: none" />
I
want to hump everything I see.<br style="display: none" />
Yesterday, my owner had just got
out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I
just couldn't help myself.<br style="display: none" />
I hopped on her back and started
humping away."<br style="display: none" />
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So,
Prozac for you too, huh?"
"No," said the black lab, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."
Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black
-- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they
struck up a conversation.<br style="display: none" />
The black lab turned to the brown and
said, "So why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser.<br style="display: none" />
I piss on everything -- the
sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids.<br style="display: none" />
But the final straw was last
night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.<br style="display: none" />
"
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab.<br style="display: none" />
"All
the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything.<br style="display: none" />
"
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are
you here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger.<br style="display: none" />
I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.<br style="display: none" />
When I'm
inside, I dig up the carpets.<br style="display: none" />
But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch.<br style="display: none" />
"
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.<br style="display: none" />
"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.<br style="display: none" />
The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are
you at the vet's office?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything.<br style="display: none" />
I'll
hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.<br style="display: none" />
I
want to hump everything I see.<br style="display: none" />
Yesterday, my owner had just got
out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I
just couldn't help myself.<br style="display: none" />
I hopped on her back and started
humping away."<br style="display: none" />
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So,
Prozac for you too, huh?"
"No," said the black lab, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."