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Dogs...
Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black
-- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they
struck up a conversation.<br style="display: none" />
The black lab turned to the brown and
said, &quot;So why are you here?&quot;

The brown lab replied, &quot;I'm a pisser.<br style="display: none" />
I piss on everything -- the
sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids.<br style="display: none" />
But the final straw was last
night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;

The black lab said, &quot;So what is the vet going to do?&quot;

&quot;Gonna give me Prozac,&quot; came the reply from the brown lab.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;All
the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, &quot;Why are
you here?&quot;

The yellow lab said, &quot;I'm a digger.<br style="display: none" />
I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.<br style="display: none" />
When I'm
inside, I dig up the carpets.<br style="display: none" />
But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch.<br style="display: none" />
&quot;

&quot;So what are they going to do to you?&quot; the black lab inquired.<br style="display: none" />


&quot;Looks like Prozac for me too,&quot; the dejected yellow lab said.<br style="display: none" />


The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, &quot;Why are
you at the vet's office?&quot;

&quot;I'm a humper,&quot; the black lab said. &quot;I'll hump anything.<br style="display: none" />
I'll
hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.<br style="display: none" />
I
want to hump everything I see.<br style="display: none" />
Yesterday, my owner had just got
out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I
just couldn't help myself.<br style="display: none" />
I hopped on her back and started
humping away.&quot;<br style="display: none" />

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, &quot;So,
Prozac for you too, huh?&quot;

&quot;No,&quot; said the black lab, &quot;I'm here to get my nails clipped.&quot;

 
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