I Love Jokes And Riddles

First Prize... A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing
off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub. As he
staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take
a nap, with his back against a tree.

As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the
Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, ..I..ve always
wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt... She boldly walked
over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature
had provided him at his birth. Her friend said, ..Well, he has
solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be rewarded!.. So, she
took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around his
manhood, and the two walked away.

Some time later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature,
and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve
himself. He raised his kilt...and saw where the blue ribbon was
tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said,
..I don know where y..been lad...but it..s nice ta..know y..won first
prize!..