I Love Jokes And Riddles

Irish Gas Station... IRISH GAS STATION
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> > Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his
> > new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
> > An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the
> > golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".
> >
> > As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
> >
> > "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
> >
> > "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
> >
> > "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
> >
> > "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies
Tiger.
> >
> > "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant.
> > "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."