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The Mom Test... Mom test[b]
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>[/b] I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up[b]
>[/b] something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the[b]
>[/b] item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter[b]
>[/b] asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,[b]
>[/b] it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my[b]
>[/b] daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do[b]
>[/b] you know all this stuff. You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All[b]
>[/b] moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they[b]
>[/b] don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,[b]
>[/b] but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh...I get it! '[b]
>[/b] she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.[b]
>[/b] ''Exactly', I replied back with a big smile on my face. [b]
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>[/b] [b]
>[/b] I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up[b]
>[/b] something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the[b]
>[/b] item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter[b]
>[/b] asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,[b]
>[/b] it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my[b]
>[/b] daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do[b]
>[/b] you know all this stuff. You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All[b]
>[/b] moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they[b]
>[/b] don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,[b]
>[/b] but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh...I get it! '[b]
>[/b] she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.[b]
>[/b] ''Exactly', I replied back with a big smile on my face. [b]
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