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This should make you laugh out loud. It did me.
It is not only funny but very clever. Enjoy.

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.


This is a strictly ..... Mathematical viewpoint... And it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than
100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will
Take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge
Will get you close, and
Attitude will
Get you there. It's the Bullshit and
Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why Politicians are where they are!