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Women comes in to have her husband buried. She tells mortician that he never owned a nice suit and that she would appreciate it if he could be laid to rest in the best suit she could find.
A month after the funeral the women gets a bill for $100, she pays and thinks nothing of it. The next month she gets another bill for $100. Confused she calls the mortician and asks about the monthly bills. The mortician says "You wanted the best so I rented him a tux."
A month after the funeral the women gets a bill for $100, she pays and thinks nothing of it. The next month she gets another bill for $100. Confused she calls the mortician and asks about the monthly bills. The mortician says "You wanted the best so I rented him a tux."
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