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I Love Jokes And Riddles

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Franco was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract the attention of a a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bed room where he had his wicked way with her.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, OK, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."
Surprised, Franko jumped back on to her and resumed his passion. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were wild screams. It finally ended and, again, Franko smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Franco summonsed all his reserves.
He called upon all his strength, he barely managed it, but they eventually came together screaming, bucking, clawing and scratching while ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Franco fell on to his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "OK, you finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear...

"No, I Norwegian."

 
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