I Love Jokes And Riddles
You have to love little kids and their delicate use of language!
[image deleted]The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
Of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
Yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
[image deleted]The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
Of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
Yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room.