I Am Sarcastic
Sarcasm is needed when:
1. People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a question?" - well, you didn't give me much of a choice there, did you, sunshine?
4. People say, "it's always the last place you look" - well, why would you look any further once you've found it?
1. People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a question?" - well, you didn't give me much of a choice there, did you, sunshine?
4. People say, "it's always the last place you look" - well, why would you look any further once you've found it?
