Do dendrophiles spend hours looking for hot birches?
Dendrophilia is basically a phetish for trees and stuff. I guess they like 'em with bushes x'D The pun potential is strong with this one. xD
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TooTart
I had to seriously look three times at the title line of this question! Hahaha!
I wonder if it matters whether the tree is tall or it has a thick trunk? Ugh, imagine the bark burn they get?
I wonder if it matters whether the tree is tall or it has a thick trunk? Ugh, imagine the bark burn they get?
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Also about what shape the leaves are and whether it's bare or if it's lush xD
TheBlessedOne
That is the craziest fetish I have ever heard of. lol
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TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
It's not really possible to do that unless I fantasize about a reified version, but I do get off to math. And I've written formulas on paper and eaten them. And I've written them on paper and stuck them to a dildo. And schlicked to my math homework and lectures. Just for starters. xD
TheBlessedOne
You are ok. You just like Math. I like computer programming that much too which also has lots of math in it.
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
I fetishize Baymax.
anonymuspersona
I'll go out on a limb and say no ;o)
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Where do you think their fetish stemmed from? :P
TheMisanthropeOtaku
An organization that branched from the worldly desires.
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
It has its roots in something evil, I presume? xD
sumnerkagan
So for them, a bird in the hand isn't worth two in the bush...
TheMisanthropeOtaku
Gives morning wood a new meaning. LOOOOOOOOL
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
HAHAHAHAHAH!
pearllederman
never heard of that one
33person
Hours?!?!?!? Try DAYS!
BenedictJones
I do