What do you like better hard firm po or soft poo in your pants?

Since your so turned on by masterbating with you own shit
Here is a bonus for ya... I will personally shove you in a waste plant !

Are you turned on yet?

if youve got shyte in your dunghampers do dont want a "pan cracker" thats for sure , what you really want is a really watery cack that your undercrackers can act on like a sieve so you get pure clean water running down your leg and just a residue of derge in the grundies which can then be left to dry and then hit with a toffe hammer into a powder which you can then sell as smack. By the time the junky has it up his snotta youll be gone with his cash and he'll have his head down the crapper saying "like wow man , good shit man". He could be right.

ha ha well nither but send it to my ex wife. Better yet mail it to the irs

hahahahaha you guys are the aliens among us lol

Soft, because it is mushy and smelly!

neither. i only poop in the toilet.

The word I would use is firm

Wow, *throws up*

umm no poo?

hard