I'm super sad right now...do you have a joke?

Grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says......"Hey, there's a drink named after you"....and the grasshopper says, 'you mean there's a drink named Kevin?"..........

In Egypt, two sphinx stand side by side for thousands of years. Finally, one speaks for the first time: "I keep thinking it's Tuesday."

Okay....Sally was on the swings, she jumped off, walked into the street and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock

Who's there

Not Sally

If you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year", you might be a redneck.

one snowman says to the other can you smell carrots.

Do you know how to catch a unique rabbit?