Have you ever been kicked out of a buffet?

Never. But I have this giant Chinese buffet near my house that my kids drag me to once a year. Inside the front door is a sign that says, "All you can eat buffet not mean all day. You come. you eat. Two hour. Go home." It's hilarious.

Hi.I latelly discovered I hate my balls and penis.I want cut them of.What I should do?Is it normal?

I thought if it wasn't clearly stated about food and time limits then it would be illegal to kick anyone out.

I would have given them the look back as I went up for another plate for you. :)

Never kicked out, no, but I have gotten some funny looks.

You're a remorseless eatin' machine.

I got my bill in the middle of my sixth plate. Oink lol

Are you 3000 pounds yet?

Not yet!

that is crazy

so sexy