Do you like limericks?

There once was a lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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SW-User

Aha! said the lynx-eyed detective
Could it be that my eyesight's defective?
Has your east tit the least bit
The best of your west tit
Or is it a trick of perspective?

ProfessorPlum · 70-79, M

What is a "lynx eyed" detective? I like the use of detective, defective and perspective.@Peekaboo:

SW-User

keen eyed. The lynx is a cat with superior vision

ProfessorPlum · 70-79, M

Thank you. That must be a British expression.@Peekaboo:

ProfessorPlum · 70-79, M

The one I posted was in the correct format until it was displayed.

bijouxbroussard · F

A fellow, whilst dining at Crewe
found quite a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
and wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one, too !"

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