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My dad used to beat me cause I used too many Oxymorons.
Things could get pretty ugly.
Things could get pretty ugly.
Valentine · M
Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M
@Valentine :)
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
Cardboard boxes that say do not open with sharp instruments, so what do you recommend Mr. Cardboard Box? 📦️
Valentine · M
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
@Valentine Jumbo shrimp. 🦐
Valentine · M
@FloorGenAdm that’s sort of better, yes 😂
Lostpoet · M
Meth-dozer
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Straylight · 31-35, F
@Lostpoet Hey, he's not an oxy! 🤭
Valentine · M
@Straylight Ooooo, did you see that LostPoet, did you see wot she did??! She did slip a very silent and steely knife in, funny though, because she did a “🤭” afterwards, which sort of makes it ok.lol.
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
I always found the term 'religious freedom' to be quite the oxymoron
Valentine · M
@TinyViolins
Yes, I’m on your wavelength.
I will post my poem ‘My God’.
It sort of comes to the same conclusion.
I am an atheist, by the way. I think.
Yes, I’m on your wavelength.
I will post my poem ‘My God’.
It sort of comes to the same conclusion.
I am an atheist, by the way. I think.
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Valentine · M
@SW-User
Love this.
Have your heard June Tabor’s ‘Hard Love’
Captures this beautifully.
Love this.
Have your heard June Tabor’s ‘Hard Love’
Captures this beautifully.
Dry water
quitwhendone · M
Military intelligence
Valentine · M
bijouxbroussard · F
The expression to “turn up missing” .
Did it ‘turn up’ ?
Or is it ‘missing’?
Did it ‘turn up’ ?
Or is it ‘missing’?
Valentine · M
@bijouxbroussard
Lol. Do I perceive this has been eating away at you, deep down, for some many years now?!
Yes, I think you could be right 🤗
Lol. Do I perceive this has been eating away at you, deep down, for some many years now?!
Yes, I think you could be right 🤗