A lion and a witch walk into the bar. What happens next?

They look for a wardrobe

The mad hatter turns up...the drug deal is done...and they all lived happily ever after...

They try and throw her and the lion out, the witch sues and has the bar shut down because the lion is a support animal, then the witch and the lion are both happy and sad simultaneously.
Happy that they "stuck it to those people"; unhappy because there is nowhere else to drink.

The lion orders a pint of Guinness and a steak. The barman says, "How do you want your steak? I'm guessing... roar?" 😏, and the witch turns him into a puckered anus.

Witch turns lion into sissy man but then we didn't need bar for that 🤔

They order meat and spirits.

I check back in to rehab 😕