How'd you feel if you saw the virgin Mary in a strip club?

Fucking liberated... the virgin birth is an allegory, a cleverly devised story to tell you the truth.. you have conceived a thought of christ within you but you clearly have not given birth(ascended) yet sir

"hey girl, you look pretty youthful for someone who died in 120 BC"

Isn't she like long dead? I'd be confused

I'd immediately get God on the phone 😤😤

I’d laugh so hard I’d probably pass out.

Like shoving some singles in her G-string.

Like Paulie Walnuts

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWsCK7RE0Xg]

Get it Mary! 💃