Me as a 16 year old: *daydreams about having a harem*
The harem is made up of female popstars including all five spice girls. They wear very little and they're all mind controlled to think I'm great and do whatever I want them to.
Me in my mid 30s: *daydreams about having a harem*
The harem is made up of strong, independent women who live their own lives but also find time to give me a back massage every now and again because my shoulders ache. And they're wearing clothes because I'm not paying to have the heating on during the day.
Me in my mid 30s: *daydreams about having a harem*
The harem is made up of strong, independent women who live their own lives but also find time to give me a back massage every now and again because my shoulders ache. And they're wearing clothes because I'm not paying to have the heating on during the day.