Have you ever protested?

No. I have lived in some interesting times, but I refused to join a march or a protest just because it was popular.

Many times. Essential part of a functioning democracy.

Once. Years ago my friend at another university reported to me that the campus LGBT center had been vandalized. I visited him the weekend after when they were going to have a protest and I participated. "We're here, we're queer, so get the fuck over it" was one of the chants. I enjoyed it. Not much can move me to protest, but attacks on LGBT people and institutions can do it.

No, I'm happy to sit back and watch the world burn

A bunch of times.

maybe if there were ever any good enough causes that didn't also blindly blame me as the cause of whatever the problem was.

Yes, but not physically in this crisis...that would be stupid..

Look at my screen name for a starter.

Not officially.

Yep

I would never. There are kooks just waiting for a crowd to assemble at this point.