Are you being watched by aliens?

No. My tinfoil hat makes me invisible to them. 😜

Yes, its a daytime soap opera to them... bloody bastards are so stingy on copyrights. 😂

I think so. Sometimes I catch my Mexican gardener sneaking a peek at me.

No

I don't think they would waist there time on me. But I have had some times when it seemed like the time went by a lot faster than I thought it should have. 🤔

All the time. I have to hide in alley ways

I wish. Maybe they would observe my supreme intellect and give me superpowers

They taught me how to color.

It’s their cheap version of “Naked and Afraid”.

Idk coz idc

Yes

Not after I got my tailored hat.