What’s the most awkward compliment you’ve ever received?

My grandmother said I looked good in tight jeans.

"You're so talented, but maybe losing a few extra kilos would be better."

I was 15 at the time. I was beyond furious.

When a male neighbor said my hair looked erotic.

"Wow, you dont even look like a lesbian!"
Uh, thanks?

I got told I have nice eyelids once. Not eyes.. But eyelids. That was odd.

Him- Wow, You're not the dumb cunt i thought you were.

Me- cool :) .... 🤔wait you thought i was a dumb cunt?

"You don't have to worry about age, you'll never be as old as you look!"
Awkward because I said Thank You before I realized what she had said

Ive been told i look good for my age since i was in my early 20s. Kinda implying that my beauty peaked as a child??? Ew. Can we stop that?

I posted a picture of my arm and was pretty shocked it got so much attention. It was awkward at first but I enjoyed it Hahaha

I had something similar, except it was a post op remark about my labia 🤦‍♀️

"You look so much better in person than you do in your pictures. "

You're going to get everything you have coming to you.

A guy into foot fetish complimenting my feet, I just felt awkward.

My coworker once said I had “sexy sex hair” lmfao

A guy I knew once urged me not to quit teaching "because you even look like a teacher." I was upset about this for months.

The last thing a doctor said about my body was "don't worry, that's normal". 😖

I was once told by someone admiring my ass to "work it". That was awkward 😅

"Your hair is so beautiful that I just want to eat it" Okay! 🤣

"Excuse me, have you ever been told you have sexy feet? I think you do." What was awkward about this is that it was by a complete, total stranger 😆😆😆.

When I was in the mental hospital, I had to take a fitness test. Afterwards they basically told me: "You're in great shape... for a mental patient." 😅

"You look like a little baby. Doesn't he look like a baby?" It probably would've bothered me more if I were more manly... 🤭

“You have great calf muscles.” Said a co-worker.

who says that? 🤣🤣🤣

"You're very good looking in an unconventional way"

Hot older Client

😱 I hope it was your gyno who told you that.

Doctors can be so rude in their admiration.
Mine most awkward compliment was when a former boss admired “I am amazed at your ability to take pain without complaint.”

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Not because of the content, but because of the person saying it. It was surprising to receive a compliment from someone that tends to act super aloof and cold to me. And it was kind of awkward because he's an incredibly awkward human being. It was just odd.

Is it in yet

She said, you have the cutest dick I've ever seen. I was smiling until she finished with, and definitely the smallest I've ever seen !! 🤗😔💋

I like your glasses.

I was told I had elegant looking kidneys lol

You would be a terrible nurse, but a wonderful doctor

I guess your gynaecologist meant "healthy". This is good!

wow i love your accent it makes me hot ow would you please go away?>

"I ain't slept good since you left"

Who told you that?

When I was in my 30s a very elderly man (80s or so) told me I was “pretty in the way women were” when [b]he[/b] was a young man. I didn’t know what to make of that, but it sounded like he meant it kindly, so I thanked him and moved on. Of course it occurred to me later that [b]that[/b] would’ve been before gyms and plastic surgery were popular. 😏

I had a great ass and they'd take me home. From some older nurses when I was dropping off a patient at a nursing home...I have a mind too you know. Lol. This was a lifetime ago by the way