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Do you remember the very first joke someone told you, when you were little?

Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see the butter-fly.

An uncle told me that one. Later on, I repeated it to a different uncle, who had a very different lifestyle, shall we say. He told me this one:

Why did the drunk go up on the roof?
He heard that the drinks were on the house.

I could not understand it at all, and he spent more time explaining it to me than it took to tell the joke! And after all that, I still did not think it was very funny. (I don't think I really understood what "drunk" meant.)
When I drove school bus, every year the kindergarten crowd discovered knock knock jokes but they didn’t quite get the idea. For a couple of weeks it was 1/2 hour stretches of “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “PICKLE!”

Uproarious laughter.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 And the funny thing is, hearing them as adults, we can find it hilarious that they are laughing at something that is NOT funny!
@DrWatson Well, they were laughing at stuff back then that wasn’t funny to anybody but them.

They always left out the “pickle who” part.
4meAndyou · F
I remember elephant jokes.

"What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!"
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@4meAndyou Hmmmmm, so maybe elephant flatulence is what's melting the polar ice!
4meAndyou · F
@DrWatson HUGE methane...😂
Frank52 · 70-79, M
My grandfather used to tease us that he never wanted to visit us in our home 150 miles away because he knew the grass was blue and the sky was pink: that made me laugh at the ridiculous images in my head. Not exactly a joke, but oh so funny to a 5yo. And he often wondered what Jean was wearing if we were wearing Jean's. I have used that one myself...no child has ever found it as funny as I did. 😔😁

I can't quite remember a first joke, but I can remember laughing a lot when other 'big' people did, not having a clue about what they found so funny. I suspect I just wanted to join in. I know the pain of having to explain a joke and listening to all the joy drain from it as I spoke.
Nimbus · M
[quote]What's the biggest drawback in India today?

An elephant's foreskin[/quote]

Yep, I was too young to understand it!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Nimbus Maybe we had the same uncle!!!!
Nimbus · M
@DrWatson 😛
Something about uncles. I don’t remember any jokes, but our Uncle Chuck was a fun guy. We thought he acted almost young! But he wasn’t. He was all of 19 when I was five.
Peppa · 31-35, F
My dads brother used to "break" his thumb, but thats also a trick too. Umm i think it was mostly around bodily functions like farting. Although we called them troomps back them
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Peppa I just googled "troomp." Apparently your family was in a league of its own as far as usage of that word goes!
Peppa · 31-35, F
@DrWatson i spelt it wrong its trump! Lol
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Peppa Oh, I won't bother trying to google THAT!!!! 😀
My cousin, she was 16, I was about 6: "Can music make you think ?" (I said, "I guess, why ?")
She: "It made Stevie [b]Wonder[/b]."
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@bijouxbroussard I like it! And it would be hilarious to a 6 year old!
Lilnonames · F
What do u give a sick gator?

Gator ade lol

What do u give a sick ant?

Ant ibodies
Lilnonames · F
@DrWatson say it out loud as u spell it
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Lilnonames ooohhh...I remember it now! lol.
Lilnonames · F
@DrWatson haha

 
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