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@SW-User lol
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@SW-User You'll be doing a lot of traveling in the near future due to your inability to dribble a basketball effectively.
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howdy
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@SW-User Be kind to pigeons, for someday there will be a statue of you.
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@CountScrofula It better be skinny.
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@SW-User Trust me, we're gonne be immortalized by some skinny-ass statues. Mine will have a beautiful ass as well, for I have Hank Hill flatass.
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Let's go boi
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@CountScrofula 馃ズ, it'll help deflate my head.
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@SW-User You could just inflate your body! 馃
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@CountScrofula I'm trying. 馃槍 I went to the gym today. Overcome my first few anxiety attacks and worked on them legs. 馃檭 I can lift some weight with them bad boys after making them keep me erect.
Can I have $$$$ instead?
@CountScrofula I have a few choice things to say about you 馃槣
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@Marta 馃ぃ I'm gonna go count my shoes.
@CountScrofula lol
AmbivalentFriability 路 26-30
I'm excited.
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@AmbivalentFriability You will marry a professional athlete - if you consider competitive eating a sport.
AmbivalentFriability 路 26-30
@CountScrofula merp. o.o
UndeadPrivateer 路 31-35, M
@CountScrofula 馃槀
summersong 路 F
Please?
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@summersong Remember: Three can keep a secret if two are dead. That said, you know what you have to do.
summersong 路 F
@CountScrofula *sharpens the axe*
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@summersong "It's what the cookie commanded" 馃樀
ProdigalSummer 路 F
Let's do this
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@ProdigalSummer It will be a good time to start new projects at work, like coating the stairs in Vaseline and pulling the fire alarm.
ProdigalSummer 路 F
@CountScrofula should I get approval from the safety guy first? He might enjoy watching the fallout with me. He's twisted like that.
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@ProdigalSummer Accomplices share the blame and the joy 馃槍
BeefySenpie 路 M
So the cash is edible? 馃
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@BeefySenpie If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Maybe, if trees screamed all the time for no reason.
Im ready
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@DarlingSelah Some people are like slinkies. They don't serve a purpose, but they will bring a smile to your face if you push them down the stairs.
@CountScrofula ugh. So true
LittlePurple 路 26-30, F
Ok go ahead
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@LittlePurple Next week will be a rough one for you, but will advance understanding of genital implosion by leaps and bounds.
LittlePurple 路 26-30, F
Straylight 路 31-35, F
I'm in!
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@Straylight When you die, rest comfortably knowing that people thought "That girl sure owed me a lot of money."
Straylight 路 31-35, F
@CountScrofula Hahaha. Try to collect now, losers!
Straylight 路 31-35, F
@CountScrofula These sound like horoscopes from the onion. 馃槀
SwampFlower 路 31-35, F
Me, please.
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@SwampFlower It鈥檚 sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
thatscottishguy 路 26-30, M
ok then
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@thatscottishguy A handsome bloke will figure how to serenade you with a Dappy song on banjolele some day.
thatscottishguy 路 26-30, M
@CountScrofula I doubt it馃槀
YESSSS
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@Dewms You will be torn between two equally worthy suitors, one who is kind, selfless, outgoing, supportive, and loving, and one who is attractive.
@CountScrofula oh WOW in my dreams maybe 馃槀
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Hit me.
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@SW-User A good compromise makes nobody happy. The Vermont Compromise, however, is a great name for a mullet and everyone loves those.
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CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@Lostandconfused The stars understand that faith is difficult in the modern world, but trust them when they tell you that the derivative of a constant is always zero.
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NewBeginnings7790 路 41-45, F
鈽猴笍
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@NewBeginnings7790 Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.
NewBeginnings7790 路 41-45, F
@CountScrofula Hahaha!! Reminded of this.
UndeadPrivateer 路 31-35, M
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@UndeadPrivateer There will be no changes of note to your life this week. Which is surprising considering how easy it should be to get a bear trap off of your head these days.
UndeadPrivateer 路 31-35, M
@CountScrofula 馃槍馃憣 Just gotta zen it out.
MellyMel22 路 F
馃檭
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@MellyMel22 Attempts to run away from the problem will fail this week when the problem turns out to be a short-circuited treadmill.
MellyMel22 路 F
@CountScrofula [i][c=#BF0080]Oh dammit!![/c][/i]
Thevy29 路 41-45, M
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@Thevy29 A childhood dream will come true when a scary monster crawls out from under your bed and eats you.
SatanBurger 路 36-40, F
Alright give me what you got.
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oh
DDonde 路 31-35, M
hi
CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@DDonde You鈥檒l score a bunch of great stereo equipment and furniture from your neighbors, who happen to die when you go into their house and stab them and take all their things.
DDonde 路 31-35, M
@CountScrofula 馃槄 what a coincidence
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CountScrofula 路 41-45, M
@Psycho Your problem just got bigger. Think: what have you done?