I'm thinking of becoming a Muslim and opening a daycare. Can I watch your kids?

I would probably not want my kids to be watched by either Christians or muslims. I don't trust people who are convinced that they know the ultimate truth about everythings, seems insane to me. but if I had to choose between letting a muslim watch my kids or letting a Christian do it, I might choose the muslim as they seem to have less problems with sexual perversions. there seems to be a strong connection between Christianity and pedophilia.