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Have you ever seen a squirrel with a butterknife, threatening a raccoon?

Synyster · 51-55, M
Hey buddy,

Been waiting for you to come over. Nice to see you joined.
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Synyster All of the collectively gathered demons in the same book of "How to operate your brand new JVC VHS recorder" - yes, they are still having that silly demonic party.
Synyster · 51-55, M
Only on Amirite. 😂
Synyster · 51-55, M
@ZonkeyBalls I think Anthony's running scared form me. lol
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Synyster Well, that's simply because he is under the 79 inch heels of Jazzy. Starz has -14 inch, so at least that makes her a bit stumpier.
Synyster · 51-55, M
@ZonkeyBalls I'm pretty sure his a midget, looks like one anyways.
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@waleskinder That's how Welsh see snooker, most of the times, these days.
Maybe in a cartoon? I cant recall
@ZonkeyBalls oh is that how they do it there?!
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@SStarfish It's either bingo or lottery. Mostly both at the same time, while we are in sauna, before plowing the imaginary snowfall with our completely non-existing enormous stomachs. Nothing better to do than having a hamburger every 20 minutes, while trying to snatch some Russian chit-chat from a Spanish -made spy-plane.
@ZonkeyBalls lol ok
No, but I did see a Cat getting on the Bus with a briefcase.
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Pitchblue That was a cougar. I saw her sharpening her teeth with a chainsaw the other night.
@ZonkeyBalls No, that Cougar was the Woman from the bar, the one with the fire in her eyes. She was exhausting, 24 hours and I was wishing she'd go home.
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Pitchblue Naturally she had fire in her eyes. Have you ever noticed, what 2 -stroke petrol/benzin/gasoline does to your face? It's like having having a proper drug party with no other drugs than sticking your head inside a Russian fighter jet.
Squirrels in Boston carry flick knives
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Nunlover Here in Finland, they carry landmines and chocolate bars. You'd be surprised to find out, which ones are more deadlier than the others.
SW-User
Uhmm, no.🤔
ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@SW-User That's too bad. They are much more reliable than otters. Never trust an otter - that's my advice for people (especially in the ones, that have mostly desert and not that much water to begin with).

 
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