Ever been to a baby shower?

Yes. They are one of the worst things ever. And it's so hard to decline an invite because of guilt and whatnot.

Of course

Yep

A bunch of women under the same roof going on and on and on about how cute this and that is while giggling about babys and saying how awful men are? No thanks.

Yes. If you have to being food, I would suggest watercress sandwiches. For a gift, I would bring some nice bibs.

No, but I have seen the aftermath

Ummm....yes lots of them

Many

yeah, I think they’re fun I like the food and picking our baby gifts 👶🏼

These women look like they're ready to party, so I'm game...

Too many.

No, thank god.

Too many...

Yes.