Who in your family would not make it in the zombie apocalypse

My sister-in-law. She never shuts up. The zombies would unsucessfully try to commit suicide listening to her suck the air out of the room.

Me. Zombies crave brains. Since my brain is so full of knowledge I’d be very vulnerable. So I’d probably die first.

cant see mum running.. a slight waddle as she tries to escape..

All of them

They’d all be toast except me.