Oh. Will it be fun until it isn't?
Unless someone loses an eye, chips a tooth, or gets knocked up.
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@wildbill83 Lol. Yes, reminds me of the time I got thrown off of a horse and the first thing my sister did was laugh her ass off. Me, laying in the dirt, the wind knocked out of me. Good times.
rckt148 · 61-69, M
thats one of my lines now ,learned it from an almost son in law .
I had a fire work blow up inch's from me on the 4th
and it was all fun and games until Papaw was almost blown up ,
My son likes to toss a bat after he swings ,now he knows why I get on to him for it ,,,its all fun and games until you break bones in your cousins face and he almost loses an eye
It all started when I found a drunk in my daughters bed room
Granted she is grown ,but my house ,my rules
He defused the situation by being funny ,He said
Its all fun and games until Dad paints the wall with my head with that shot gun ,
He was funny I'll give him that .
But he kept his jokes confined to the living room after that
I had a fire work blow up inch's from me on the 4th
and it was all fun and games until Papaw was almost blown up ,
My son likes to toss a bat after he swings ,now he knows why I get on to him for it ,,,its all fun and games until you break bones in your cousins face and he almost loses an eye
It all started when I found a drunk in my daughters bed room
Granted she is grown ,but my house ,my rules
He defused the situation by being funny ,He said
Its all fun and games until Dad paints the wall with my head with that shot gun ,
He was funny I'll give him that .
But he kept his jokes confined to the living room after that
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rckt148 · 61-69, M
@cherokeepatti I had a boy sneak into my house after he had been told by HRS they would remove his 1 of 4 kids staying in my home if he was caught staying here ,,
He could not pass a drug test ,and the Mom was to be with her kids but only with her Moms supervision ,she was not to be alone with them either ,both are in prison now ,the kids have since been adopted .
So her Mom wakes me up and tells me he is in my bed ,and her daughter is decent
So I wake him up and tell him to get out of my home and I come back to the living room to load my pistol ,,
I hear the Mom say I would not keep laying there if I were you he is loading his gun .I hear him tearing out of the house then
The next morning the daughter asked was I going to kill him for just sleeping in my house ,
I said I was shooting him in the thigh and then calling 911
I don't want to kill anyone ,but I have no problem making him limp
and think twice about disrespecting my home again
I am taking on 7 people in my home to save his kid and 3 more of hers by 2 other men .
He was allowed to visit (though he should have got a job and went to work )
I never denied him to see his son
But when he stood in a door watching me work, disabled ,hanging sheet rock
And I was rebuilding the home for their kids to have a home ,
and he stood there and watched me work ,and would not offer to help ..
I said you see that 2x4 with another 2x4 scrap on the top ? He says yea
I said that is a dead man ,I replaced you with a board ,
Let me catch you in my bed again I dare you
Parents that let boys in bedrooms enable that crap ,,I don't
I have no desire to shoot anyone ,but play me
I have not problem making you limp ,,I went above and beyond to help that whole family and save those kids ,
But now ,I feel like I did those kids no favor ,they are much better off today
they are with people who wanted them ,not just their names to get food stamps that they sold for drugs
Yea they might not respect the girl ,but they are going to respect me
He could not pass a drug test ,and the Mom was to be with her kids but only with her Moms supervision ,she was not to be alone with them either ,both are in prison now ,the kids have since been adopted .
So her Mom wakes me up and tells me he is in my bed ,and her daughter is decent
So I wake him up and tell him to get out of my home and I come back to the living room to load my pistol ,,
I hear the Mom say I would not keep laying there if I were you he is loading his gun .I hear him tearing out of the house then
The next morning the daughter asked was I going to kill him for just sleeping in my house ,
I said I was shooting him in the thigh and then calling 911
I don't want to kill anyone ,but I have no problem making him limp
and think twice about disrespecting my home again
I am taking on 7 people in my home to save his kid and 3 more of hers by 2 other men .
He was allowed to visit (though he should have got a job and went to work )
I never denied him to see his son
But when he stood in a door watching me work, disabled ,hanging sheet rock
And I was rebuilding the home for their kids to have a home ,
and he stood there and watched me work ,and would not offer to help ..
I said you see that 2x4 with another 2x4 scrap on the top ? He says yea
I said that is a dead man ,I replaced you with a board ,
Let me catch you in my bed again I dare you
Parents that let boys in bedrooms enable that crap ,,I don't
I have no desire to shoot anyone ,but play me
I have not problem making you limp ,,I went above and beyond to help that whole family and save those kids ,
But now ,I feel like I did those kids no favor ,they are much better off today
they are with people who wanted them ,not just their names to get food stamps that they sold for drugs
Yea they might not respect the girl ,but they are going to respect me
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@rckt148 I know someone who's daughter had a baby with an older guy, he wasn't older mentally though. He was told by the DHS to stay away after the baby was taken, she got pregnant again and thought she'd keep the baby and they took the second one away. You did right, the DHS means business.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
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@cherokeepatti lol, that's awesome. I mainly work with the geriatric population and some of them are rockstars.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
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@cherokeepatti many of them older than that
NoFuxGiven · 22-25, F
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@NoFuxGiven Well. One of those things we certainly don't have to worry about 😉
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@ArcaneAlex Yeah, me too. And latex gloves and a construction hat.
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@ArcaneAlex sunglasses and a little lipstick. You'll be fine.
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
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@MartinTheFirst everyone's got their idea of fun.
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unknownpoetx · 36-40, M
awww deleting my posts denouncing you? so predictable and typical