What will be your excuse from jury service?

I've only been on jury duty once. I thought it was kinda fun and a nice break from work! :)

Oh... and the case I was on was the first hung jury in over a year. Because one idiot didn't care what the facts were and refused to change his mind. 🙄

"all men are guilty"...it always works

Nobody can keep accurate records, with all the electronic options for the doctors to click something is always documented wrong.

It always gets me excused.

Nobody keeps accurate records. Documentation is always full of errors.

"My work doesn't pay for jury duty and I am the only source of income"... has always worked for me.

I will be a disruptive element so it's better that I don't do it.

I know the bastard is guilty, can we skip the case and just execute?

I never get picked. I must have that kind of distrustful face

highly inappropriate tourette’s syndrome

I,have a learning disability

I don’t make excuses. I tell the truth.

"that SOB is guilty!"

Everyone is not guilty.

Busy ironing my socks.

Hang em high

"I can't sit still that long omg"