Do you like embarrassing your significant other at the supermarket?

I do. Today she was all like 'stop!' when I went past this aisle with the trolley and I said "Yeah, yeah, I'm just turning around". And she was all "Well it would have been nice if you acknowledged me" so what I did, was I walked up to her with a very sincere look on my face and announced to her very loudly. "I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED YOU AND THAT WE ARE NOW GOING DOWN THIS PARTICULAR AISLE. OK? DO YOU UNDERSTAND that I HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED YOU?!". My wife went bright red, got very angry and attacked me! :D