Have you ever talked to a siamese cat while tripping on shrooms? A real one I mean.

i have a cat story..
whilst tripping balls one day. me and a friend were riding around on pushbikes..
this kitten started following us.. if we went slow the cat meaw'd slow.. every time we sped up. the cat would chase us with meawmeawmeawmeawmeaw.. freaking hilarious..

had to be there moment..

No if I did enough of them the cat would be talking to me