I Scared a Mouse Almost to Death [I Have a Blog]

I was sitting on the couch last night, when I noticed a little mouse slowly moving up the stairs. I couldn't resist. I screamed at it to give it a scare. It stood up on its back legs, froze solid, and rolled backwards down the stairs. It was like someone getting shot in an old western. I've never laughed so hard. It just hit the floor and stayed there, legs sticking straight out. I thought I killed it.