I Like Funny Things

A German girl who stayed over at my home for 2 weeks asked me "What's an Iwish Bweakfast?" after I told her she will be having 1. Later on, I asked her what a German Breakfast was. She said "I don't know". I said "Dead jews" [& Jewellery]. Think about it, it has historic value & it was a German speciality. Just like an Irish Breakfast has historic value & was a speciality.