What would you do if you just now noticed a roach was crawling up your shirt ?

the same thing I used to have to do everyday Pinky ,Kill it before it tries to take over the World
you have not lived until they are coming over the edge of your plate like a horror movie ,so you sling it in the yard ,reach for your drink and there are 50 floating in it ,
and my brother in law wondered why we did not come to supper anymore

What are you trying to say?

I'd know i was at the perfect place. I live in a place with no roaches because it is cold as hell . Roaches means.. warm weather, humid weather , possible beach nearby.

Try to slap it away while making a noise that sounded like "hgeeeueh" and go set up camp on the couch.

Kill it and throw it in the garbage

Set myself on fire