Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE »

What did you do this one time?

bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
Uh.... I did something I shouldn't have.. ┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ•ʔ
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: I was only jokey... I would never hurt smarty bear. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )/
SW-User
@bearinthebigbluehouse: 😢
bearinthebigbluehouse · 26-30, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: Shhs hh shh shhhhh!! You're tired!! Have some papa john's.... ┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ•ʔ/σ
Came out of a birth canal..
SW-User
@Majorlatency: No. I am willfully resisting. :P
You mean with all my wooing and tap dancing you're not at all intrigued... Damn you're a complex woman.. There again aren't we all..

* Slopes off into the dark with his Junior Chemistry Set tucked under his arm *
SW-User
@Majorlatency: LOL
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
Wait what?? I don't even know.
I must be drunker than I thought... 😵
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: Hmm...yep...there's wisdom in your words. But nobody's going to want to be with a burned out husk of a drug addict. :/
SW-User
@LachrymoseLamer: You'd be surprised.
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: 🙃
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
accept my wife's challenge to .... take in her former bisexual lover.

long story short, i'm tired. but least she has a job with my winery.

she's ok, her former marriage nearly killed her. that dude was a serious asshole.

but.... my life is like a porno or something.


now, back to going on about what i really want for xmas.

(this should perk some eyebrows.)
SW-User
It perked mine.
SW-User
One time I heard a knock on the door/quickly looked through the peephole/thought I saw my brother and invited him to come through the back door/I did not have the front door keys or something/Just to see a stranger walk into my backyard/he was from the phone company, but nonetheless very awkward
SW-User
oops yes.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Oh wow you'll never believe what I did this one time, it was SO CRAZY. Like seriously you don't even know!
SW-User
@KingofPizza: This is where I want to prod you to tell your story in a less mysterious way. :P
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: And this is where I pretend to have an important phone call because I have no actual story to tell. :p
SW-User
@KingofPizza: And this is where I stomp my foot in a huff. :P
MenzernaSF4000 · 36-40, M
If I tell you, don't go: You did what???????????? haha
SW-User
@MenzernaSF4000: Same thing. :P
MenzernaSF4000 · 36-40, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: nope. lol I think teens are under 20.
SW-User
@MenzernaSF4000: I am never literal.
Hmmmm idk yet.. I washed my hair in cold water :)
Our cold water is not that cold here.. And it's hot outside too
SW-User
@MrsNel: Oh. Then its healthy for the hair.
Yeah it is :)
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
I helped my dad force feed a rattlesnake 😳
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: I caught a copperhead barehanded a few years ago too :)
SW-User
@zerofuks2give: For real? You're not scared?
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: oh I was nervous, but I had to get the snake out of there so someone didn't get bitten. It was right outside the bathhouse of the campground we were staying at. I relocated him far far away
I drank two glasses of pineapple juice at the same time 😎
SW-User
Nice.

Have you ever tried pineapple and mint juice?
SW-User
Fell in love with you.😁😁
SW-User
Joker. :P
SW-User
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: lol. I really tried thinking for an appropriate answer for 2mins. But I didn't get any.😂😂
SW-User
@samdx008: LOL.
TheSuburbanErrorist · 56-60, M
I did nothing, it want me honest!
SW-User
Looks at you very skeptically.
TheSuburbanErrorist · 56-60, M
😇
I accidentally fell in love.
SW-User
Oops
:(
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my...............
SW-User
😂

That movie had me laughing.
SW-User
Made a monkey out of myself 🐒 oh wait...🙊
SW-User
😂
Shironeko · 18-21, F
(Kisses ur cheek ) this
SW-User
*Looks stunned.
Shironeko · 18-21, F
@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: hahaha
Thereyouare · 56-60, M
Yes and then again

 
Post Comment