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silentkillx2 路 F
Aye dats my emoji\dick 馃崋
And because it looks like a dingle ling 馃槒
And because it looks like a dingle ling 馃槒
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juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
Lol where on earth did you get a condom ? And how can a fruit have an infection haha@silentkillx2:
silentkillx2 路 F
@juiceyangel333: because people hands have been all over the fruit from the store and stuff lol
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
@silentkillx2: lmao just consider it a free hand job from them
SW-User
would you want people to say do you want to suck on my carrot.
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
That makes sense considering the tip of dicks is sharp
SW-User
baby those are knives
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
@theowl: oh :)
firefall 路 61-69, M
because its both an egg and a plant?
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
But why is it a dick
firefall 路 61-69, M
@juiceyangel333: It's longer than it is wide, basically?
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
@firefall: 馃槀
PTCdresser57 路 61-69, M
Because it fits inside you?
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
A dick is not that fat
PTCdresser57 路 61-69, M
Lots of lube and patience...plus practice
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
@PTCdresser57: I don't have patience
Only if its wearing a purple condom
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
Lol
ReaperofTime 路 46-50, M
馃崒馃尛
ReaperofTime 路 46-50, M
@juiceyangel333: would a face spattering explosion followed by a 45 minute session count?
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
@ReaperofTime: lol yep
ReaperofTime 路 46-50, M
@juiceyangel333: 馃榿
ReaperofTime 路 46-50, M
Because naughty girls like that shape
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
It looks rude
GJOFJ3 路 61-69, M
Angel! Be careful ! 馃槂
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
Lol why
GJOFJ3 路 61-69, M
@juiceyangel333: you'll kill that poor eggplant. LOL
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
@GJOFJ3: lol pulls the egg plant out
SW-User
many others are too
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
Like which ones
SW-User
carrot for one
Fishy 路 31-35, F
Pickles are too mainstream
juiceyangel333 路 31-35, F
Lmao