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Why is this vegetable a dick ????

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silentkillx2F
Aye dats my emoji\dick 馃崋
And because it looks like a dingle ling 馃槒
juiceyangel33331-35, F
Lol where on earth did you get a condom ? And how can a fruit have an infection haha@silentkillx2:
silentkillx2F
@juiceyangel333: because people hands have been all over the fruit from the store and stuff lol
juiceyangel33331-35, F
@silentkillx2: lmao just consider it a free hand job from them
SW-User
would you want people to say do you want to suck on my carrot.
juiceyangel33331-35, F
That makes sense considering the tip of dicks is sharp
SW-User
baby those are knives
juiceyangel33331-35, F
@theowl: oh :)
firefall61-69, M
because its both an egg and a plant?
juiceyangel33331-35, F
But why is it a dick
firefall61-69, M
@juiceyangel333: It's longer than it is wide, basically?
juiceyangel33331-35, F
@firefall: 馃槀
PTCdresser5761-69, M
Because it fits inside you?
juiceyangel33331-35, F
A dick is not that fat
PTCdresser5761-69, M
Lots of lube and patience...plus practice
juiceyangel33331-35, F
@PTCdresser57: I don't have patience
Only if its wearing a purple condom
juiceyangel33331-35, F
Lol
ReaperofTime46-50, M
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ReaperofTime46-50, M
@juiceyangel333: would a face spattering explosion followed by a 45 minute session count?
juiceyangel33331-35, F
@ReaperofTime: lol yep
ReaperofTime46-50, M
@juiceyangel333: 馃榿
ReaperofTime46-50, M
Because naughty girls like that shape
juiceyangel33331-35, F
It looks rude
GJOFJ361-69, M
Angel! Be careful ! 馃槂
juiceyangel33331-35, F
Lol why
GJOFJ361-69, M
@juiceyangel333: you'll kill that poor eggplant. LOL
juiceyangel33331-35, F
@GJOFJ3: lol pulls the egg plant out
SW-User
many others are too
juiceyangel33331-35, F
Like which ones
SW-User
carrot for one
Fishy31-35, F
Pickles are too mainstream
juiceyangel33331-35, F
Lmao

 
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