Why can't all the single man line up at my doorstep with all their paperwork ready so that I can choose one husband from all the potential candidates

Yes

They already have this kind of show.
Bachelorette, and 'Swayamvar' in some countries. Swayamvar literally means selecting a groom admist potentials. It was a tradition long back, about 1800-2000 years back in India

@Chorma: think I should go looking there

@juiceyangel333: you will need a time machine. :)

Or else try googling - 'Rakhi ka Swayamvar' and read the wikipedia article.

@Chorma: Erm OK

@Chorma: Not quite the Bachelorette...

....maybe "The Bachelorette, Juicey edition"

@girliewannabe: do you think guys would be interested ?

@juiceyangel333: Of course they would. ...just don't make the paperwork too complicated 😉

@girliewannabe: lol because most men can't read and write ?

@juiceyangel333: no....jeez...do you just associate with cavemen or something? 😋

...because attention spans can be a bit short.

@girliewannabe: lol is this normal for most men?

@juiceyangel333: not sure there is a normalfor either men or women. Let me ask you this...when someone posts a really really long question on SW...do you skip it? If not, before you respond... do you read the whole thing? do you skim through it?

@girliewannabe: I try read every word but sometimes it's just too bloody long

@juiceyangel333: exactly...me too. Then I start to skim...and eventually if too long it loses me

@girliewannabe: that also irritates me

@juiceyangel333: and we wouldn't want to irritate you now, would we 🤔

@girliewannabe: lol no