So I just found out for sure this morning that I'm no longer human, at least not human as I used to know them.

I was feeling rather distraught last night, and I tried to hurt myself, again. The blade wouldn't cut in deep though, despite how forceful I was being, and what little damage I was able to inflict on myself, the bleeding was certainly not the way I remember it. Thick, coagulant blood, not much of it, but this other oily stuff which kinda smells like motor oil. And the area of my flesh that I knifed up, or at least was trying to, healed up so quickly. I wish I was making this stuff up.

My dog is also now synthetic. Parts of him are the same, but he's a slightly different build, and his bones are heavier and more solid, same with my own.

... Are you synthetic?