What would people say about you at your funeral?

I told my kids "I don't want a funeral, calling hours, or even a 'celebration' since I've opted for cremation.. just put me and my wife in the niche that is already paid for and be done with it" .. they didn't like that idea, but I'll leave that up to them, since I won't be there anyway.. if they want to pay for it, then that's their choice...it sure isn't mine..

I was sweet!

What time is the pub open ?

"Erm.....Have you seen the 'hymns' in the order of service ?"
"Waiting for the worms ~ Pink Floyd. Livin' in a box ~ Ironically...or not. by Livin in a box ! Cannibal corpse ~ Born in a basket ! And as the coffin is lowered into the grave.....The Tetris theme !

"If i'd known it was going to take this long i'd have brought my knitting !"

[Whisper]Who was this guy, again? I'm not sure....[/whisper]

He shouldn’t have been driving the Lamborghini at this age.

At last, that jack ass is gone.
I'ma miss the lil bastard.

Probably not going to have one.

Meh he didn't do much anyway

When's the party start?

Good question.

I don’t think there’s gonna be anyone there if I’m much older and if my husband goes first tbh